Possibly the best ebay listing, ever!

[Lawrence]

read the description 

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&Item=230451057921&Category=9861&_trkparms=algo%3DLVI%26its%3DI%26otn%3D1

[keiman]

Read it on one of my Car forums, Very good but you have to read it all, including the Questions and Answersto get the full story..

[Mudkip Orange]

This is like a crash course in Brit slang.

[westfalen]

Here's me thinking that for my vacation in the UK in May I was going somewhere I could speak the language. I'm going back to Japan.

[grumbeast]

Absolutely priceless,

 

I leave the country for a few years and they invent a whole new dialect!  Finally I can get some context to my neice's facebook posts (what the blazes is a Chav anyhow?)  Mind you being Welsh I'm used to bizarre language :)

 

Graham